swarnpert:

when commercials have internet memes in them

image

(via anissa-the-mermaid)

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

(via shamwowzers)

hemmogram:

walk my way mr. half kiwi half scottish

(via caleatmyass)

mabelsguidetolife:

targaryen-wings:

hoodjab:

briancolfer:

2-sly4-u:

westdick:

people just don’t like Texas

Texans don’t like Texas man

we do have a wicked fahkin weird accent

WHY IS THIS ALL RELEVANT OMG. I LIVE HERE AND I CAN TELL YOU ALL THIS IS TRUE. ALL OF IT.

WHAT THE FUCK CALIFORNIA IS FUCKIN GREAT FUCK YALL

whoops

(Source: kateoplis, via anissa-the-mermaid)

imagine-dragonlords:

thewayweride:

If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
FINE
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
FINE
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
FINE
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label. 

T H I S

If you’re asexual and get attracted to someone somehow. 

FINE. 

(Source: 50shadesofacceptance, via anissa-the-mermaid)

Inbox me a “If I met you in real life….”

vintagedipshit:

commoncuntesy:

commoncuntesy:

asian:

I wanna hear all your scenarios omg

plsss

wtf someone do it

Plz plz plz

(via find-the-beauty-within)

tyleroakley:

acidexpress:

make it stop

THIS IS THE END

tyleroakley:

acidexpress:

make it stop

THIS IS THE END

zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

(via spicegrrl)

bradful:

Mikey in Amnesia

(Source: bradful, via atomicliffords)

kittyinabeaker:

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

image

The longer that gif went on, the more I laughed/cried. 

(via anissa-the-mermaid)

amazed:

I follow everyone back!

amazed:

I follow everyone back!

(Source: lo-sangeles, via arielzona)

shessofuckedinthehead:

pretty much yeah

(Source: failturd, via spacekiid)

trigger-incoming:

This website is like a suicide hotline but with text chat instead.  I would appreciate it if you guys helped spread the word.

(via anissa-the-mermaid)

I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN

  • Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
  • The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
  • Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
  • The Mom: Don't we all.

I’m sad

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